Zombie Earnnigs Disclaimer & Zombie Earnings Survival Advisory:

This document was last updated on 11-11-2023

Undead Affiliate Earnings Disclosure:

Attention: The following financial information may contain elements of undead excitement and affiliate marketing dynamics that resemble a zombie apocalypse. Viewer discretion is advised for those with a fear of financial zombies.

• 1. Zombie Affiliate Commissions:
Warning: Affiliate commissions may feel like a relentless horde of earnings, persistently knocking on your financial door. We are not responsible for any sudden urges to barricade your bank account.


• 2. Zombified Conversion Rates:
Caution: Conversion rates may seem as mysterious and unpredictable as deciphering zombie grunts. We are not accountable for any attempts to communicate with the undead for marketing insights.


• 3. Affiliate Marketing Survival Kit:
Disclaimer: Joining our affiliate program may include receiving a survival kit. Please note, the kit contains marketing tools, not actual zombie survival gear.


• 4. Apocalypse-Proof Earnings Predictions:
Attention: Earnings predictions may claim to be apocalypse-proof, but we don't recommend using them as a guide for actual zombie outbreaks. We do not guarantee survival against financial zombies.


• 5. Zombie Niche Selection Tips:
Caution: Niche selection advice may involve choosing markets that feel eerily like navigating through a zombie-infested maze. We advise against using a machete for market research.


• 6. Cryptocurrency - Zombiecoin Earnings:
Note: Cryptocurrency discussions may include references to Zombiecoin, a virtual currency that only the undead can use. We are not responsible for any attempts to invest in virtual brains.


• 7. Zombie-Friendly Financial Jargon:
Disclaimer: Financial jargon used may include terms that sound like zombie language. We are not liable for any attempts to negotiate with the undead using affiliate marketing terminology.


• 8. Affiliate Conversion Zombie A/B Testing:
Attention: A/B testing for affiliate conversions may feel like experimenting with different zombie-attracting scents. We are not responsible for unexpected hordes of zombie customers.


• 9. Inexplicable Zombie Laughter Earnings:
Caution: Earning bursts of inexplicable laughter may accompany affiliate success. We are not responsible for drawing undead attention with giggles about your affiliate marketing victories.


• 10. Random Zombie Singing for Affiliates:
Exposure to this affiliate program may result in impromptu zombie-themed singing to celebrate earnings. We are not liable for attracting zombie hordes with catchy jingles about your referral success.* Join our affiliate program, embrace the undead spirit of marketing, and may your earnings rise again, just like a persistent zombie horde!

Zombie Earnings Survival Advisory:

Attention: The following financial information may contain zombie-level excitement and earnings that refuse to die. Viewer discretion is advised for those with a fear of financial undead.

• 1. Undead Market Performance:
Warning: Market fluctuations may resemble the unpredictable movements of a zombie horde. We are not responsible for any heart palpitations or sudden urges to barricade your investment portfolio.


• 2. Zombie Dividend Predictions:
Caution: Projections may involve dividends that refuse to stay buried. We are not accountable for any unexpected financial resurrection or haunting by zombie profits.


• 3. Apocalypse-Proof Investments:
Disclaimer: Investments discussed may claim to be apocalypse-proof but have not been tested against actual zombie invasions. We do not guarantee survival against financial zombies.


• 4. Zombie Stock Symbol Alert:
Attention: Some stocks mentioned may have ticker symbols that sound eerily like zombie growls. We are not responsible for any confusion during live financial broadcasts.


• 5. Zombie Retirement Plans:
Caution: Retirement plans may involve outlasting the undead. We advise against using zombie hordes as a retirement strategy, even if they have excellent health benefits.


• 6. Cryptocurrency - Zombiecoin Warning:
Note: Cryptocurrency discussions may include references to Zombiecoin, a virtual currency that only the undead can use. We are not responsible for any attempts to mine Zombiecoin with your regular computer.


• 7. Zombie-Friendly Financial Jargon:
Disclaimer: Financial jargon used may include terms that sound like zombie language. We are not liable for any attempts to negotiate with the undead using financial terminology.


• 8. Zombie Wealth Management:
Attention: Wealth management strategies may involve protecting your assets from zombie bites. We do not guarantee the effectiveness of using gold bars as makeshift weapons.


• 9. Zombie Earnings Webinar Tips:
Caution: Tips provided in zombie earnings webinars may include advice on surviving both financial downturns and actual zombie apocalypses. We are not responsible for anyone attempting to build a bunker based on financial advice.


• 10. Zombie Investment Consultants:
Warning: The use of zombie investment consultants is highly discouraged. We are not responsible for any attempts to seek financial advice from the undead.

Undead Employment Survival Advisory:

Attention: The following job information may contain elements of undead excitement and workplace dynamics that resemble a zombie apocalypse. Viewer discretion is advised for those with a fear of professional zombies.

• 1. Zombie-Friendly Work Environment:
Warning: The workplace may be zombie-friendly, but we assure you our HR policies are less infectious. We are not responsible for any sudden cravings for brains or attempts to organize a zombie union.


• 2. Zombification Possibility:
Caution: Employment with us does not guarantee immunity from zombification. We are not accountable for any sudden outbreaks of the zombie virus or attempts to create a zombie-resistant work uniform.


• 3. Coffee vs. Zombie Fuel:
Disclaimer: Our coffee may be as strong as a zombie's desire for brains. We do not endorse using caffeine as a substitute for zombie repellant.


• 4. Zombie Team Building:
Attention: Team-building exercises may involve surviving simulated zombie attacks. We are not responsible for any injuries sustained during zombie-themed trust falls.


• 5. Zombie Internship Program:
Caution: Our internship program may include tasks that feel like a never-ending zombie apocalypse. We advise against using survival skills learned here for actual zombie outbreaks.


• 6. Undead Office Culture:
Note: Office culture may involve the occasional groan or shuffle, but it's probably just Monday. We are not responsible for any misinterpretation of normal office behavior as signs of a zombie uprising.


• 7. Zombie-Friendly Benefits Package:
Disclaimer: Our benefits package may include dental, vision, and zombie apocalypse survival kits. We do not guarantee the effectiveness of using dental floss as a makeshift weapon.


• 8. Zombie Diversity and Inclusion:
Attention: We pride ourselves on a diverse workplace, including both living and undead colleagues. We are not liable for awkward encounters during elevator rides or interdepartmental zombie mingling.


• 9. Zombie Boss Encounters:
Caution: Your boss may occasionally resemble a zombie, especially during budget meetings. We advise against offering them a sandwich as it may be misconstrued.


• 10. Undead Career Advancement:
*Warning: Career advancement may involve navigating a corporate ladder that eerily resembles a zombie obstacle course. We are not responsible for torn suits or bitten briefcases.* Join our team, embrace the undead spirit, and may your career rise again, just like a persistent zombie horde!

By participating in our affiliate program, you acknowledge our right to hilariously transform this zombie disclosure into something unpredictably entertaining.

If you have any questions regarding this Disclaimer, please feel free to contact us:

Affiliate Zombie Nation
Charles Mohr AKA ~ Zombie Killer
(302) 841-5875
charlesmohr.com
cmohr@eaglestudios.net