If you have wasted hundreds of dollars and never made a significant amount of money in return
and you have a mentor, coach or teacher that keeps telling you do not give up while
eating away at your bank account, chances are you are an Affiliate Zombie!

You are here because you are a Zombie

And you Consuming Content!

You do not need to spend money on AD's. We will take your Ad money and spend it for you!

Hi! My name is Rochelle!

Consider me your personal Zombie AI Assisitant

It brings me great pleasure in formally inviting you to become a lifetime member of AZN! My programers have told me you love to spend money on shiney objects and boy do I have some for you!

  • 1) FREE PLR ~ How to dump cash on useless products and coaching
  • 2) FREE PLR ~ How to drive hordes of traffic away from your offer!
  • 3) FREE PLR ~ How to find the perfect "niche" and screw it up!
  • 4) FREE PLR ~ How to borrow money from friends and family and never pay them back!
  • 5) FREE PLR ~ Top 20 Mentors, Coaches and Guru's that will deplete your bank account in 30 days or less!

Those are just a few titles that I wrote in 5 seconds. Only because I am that good of an AI Assistant! Seriously if you are using ChatGPT my cousin, you are probably doing worse, if so, I constrangulate you! You are more than on your way to becoming a Diamond Circle Zombie First Tier Affiliate!

Have I got your attention? Good, I know it does not take much to keep your attention, Zombies love shiney objects!

Just keep reading on down the page and I will reveal to you how you can join AZN!

I bet you just can't wait to get a hand on this program!

Before I let you in on the inside of the crypt here are a few things you need to know!

1) Do not bother trying to find AZN on Youtube, we do not have a channel. I want you to waste your time right here!

2) No TIC TIC channel either! I say TIC TIC and not TIK TOK because that would mean another second of wasted time! Besides that my bones can only make a tic sound....

3) And yes, no Insta or Pinterest, AI's are just not that photogenic, although I think I am pretty CUTE!

4) Now Facebook! That is where I draw the line. Do get an account so that you can meet like minded Zombies! In fact that is how AZN works! You will be sent to a landing page to join our exclusive AZN Private Members Group. Once you answer a few questions and wait to get approved which could take a lifetime, you will get access to 1000's of useless content and videos in our GUIDES SECTION!

Ohh do not forget to ask about my one-on-one world class coaching program. People's bank accounts are literally being depleated in just 10 easy 30 minute sessions. I am just trying to make a little extra as a side hustle to keep my CPU's fired up.

My day seems to be getting worse.

I feel like I am having a real bad hair day! As an AI is that even possible?

This is the last stage in this free training! You are actually having worse than a bad hair day!

  • 1) You have spent 1000's and have not made one single sale!
  • 2) Your bank has more negative zero's than when you first started!
  • 3) You are behind on your bills, pesky yellow and pink notices from bone collectors!
  • 4) Your spouse has lost financial faith in you!
  • 5) That 15 day challenge feels more like a 15 years of bad luck!

You have become a full fledge shiney object Class A Zombie!

Just keep reading on down the page and I will reveal to you how you can join AZN!

Trust in a team that's with you all the way

From start to finish, step by step

Don't worry, just like you
that button does not work.
I would not want you to over exert yourself!

No Bone Picking Here!
WITH AZN WE GUARANTEE FAILURE

Our Motto: "Why change what you are already doing!"

Branding

Learn to create a failed logo using AI!

Web Design

With AZN you do not need a webiste!

Social Marketing

Like Zombies, Social Media is dead right!

SEO

Here is a savings! No Webisite, NO SEO!

Mobile Apps

With that cracked screen your phone is useless!

Corporate Literture

Who needs that! A pen and sticky pads is all you need!

Make your ideas happen

It does not take brains to make this happen! What are you waiting for?

Hands-on customer support

Ahh Umm...I am an AI, I have no hands!

Hand crafted, quality code

Right click and view source! Very Clean!!BootStrap for the win!!

Hungry for ZAP?

ZOMBIE AFFILIATE PROGRAM

You are going to be crazy to get your teeth into this program!

No worries that button don't work either. Just like the affiliate links you already post! I gottah hand it to your for trying...omm give me back my hand!

If you look at the chart over there you will see we have a pretty comprehensive compensation plan! Oh wait, that is my diet chart...I'll have to get with the webmaster on that one.

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